Hobnobbing

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.

Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?

by Fuck you that's who September 4, 2016

hobnoblin

Someone who is extremely competent at networking in a casual or professional setting.

Yeah, she's a real hobnoblin.

by Oxford Commanist December 12, 2010

slob-goblin-hob-goblin

a term identified as a type of oral sex used when a male or female "slobbers" on the persons genitalia.

Ah man she gave me a good slob-goblin-hob-goblin last night

by jhilsupreme March 31, 2010

Hobblin

Means to Talk and interact with a person

My cousin came and now we hobblin together

by ptown prince January 12, 2011

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

by mad dog123 December 15, 2008

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

by jekkie bates October 24, 2007

hemgoblin

small mythical creature is fought off by sorcers of the magic forest.

hey guys, the hemgoblins are coming, WHERE TIMMY THE SORCERER!!!

by chris garton May 17, 2007