Hobknocker

There are two definitions for a hobknocker.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)

Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.

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Dude, you're a hobknocker.

by FreakOfThePopa June 9, 2010

Hobknocker

Something wrong and illegal.

"You are such a hobknocker."

"Ugh, man, that's gross!"

by Harin123 February 7, 2009

hobknocker

one who maliciously performs oral sex on animal( mostly women but could b male directed). most common types are horses, cows, bulls, and donkeys because each has a very thick penis that is several feet long.... females generally perform oral sex on horses or donkeys to the large mammoth size penis of the cretures and get the name hobknocker as they constantly knock the muscly dick against their teeth and the roof of their mouth

Mageret: Hey how was your Beastiality scene yesterday

Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth

Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it

by out of the valley September 12, 2009

hobnocker

an animal that has sex with a human

that monkey over there is a hobnocker

by rowdyroxy December 6, 2009

Hobknocker

a person who fucks hobbits and knocks them up

You are a hobknocker

by jizzamen July 10, 2009

Hobknocker

A type of "lazy girl hairstyle" in which girls put a fanned out bun directly on top of their head.

Shawna is rocking a hobknocker today, she must have woken up late.

by HobknockerPolice January 26, 2012

hobknocker

Having sex with a hobo. Gross and illigal,

U hobknocker!

by noob2662 June 17, 2009