two free hots and a cot

slang term for prison or jail, because you get two hot meals and a cot to sleep on

"What did Greg get for robbin the liquor store?"
"Three years of two free hots and a cot."

by Stephanie437 April 15, 2008

Hotsauce Mustache

A mustache of blood that appears on one's upper lip after eating a period blood soaked vagina.

That chick Nancy just gave Jon a Hotsauce Mustache!
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.

by tstewstew July 7, 2011

nigga hoots

Sounds black people make when they are getting ready to fight/watch someone fight.

Those black people came up and started letting out there nigga hoots.

by acanz August 16, 2006

synthetic hi-hats

The sound of a hi-hat (a pair of cymbals on a stand with a foot pedal that is used to open & close them; thus changing the sound that they make when struck with drumsticks) created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).

No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.

The song, "Move to the Beat" by the electronica group Monkey Zound has synthetic hi-hats in it! How kewl!

by Telephony November 14, 2015

girl of many hats

Someone ... A female who is good of lots of different types of trades and home life ..better then saying shes a jack of all trades.

She's awesome ,she's a girl of many hats

by Marcobeauti May 6, 2018

Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

by Craig May 10, 2004

Hoitsma

Penis wider than it is long.

My hoitsma hurts!

by The Panzerknacker October 7, 2003