by H Bomb August 12, 2014
Get the Fuckin Hermmug. 
Look at that guy, he's being a hermes
by #MamamanSwag October 2, 2017
Get the Hermesmug. The messenger of the Greek gods. He is the god of luck, journeys, herds, speech, movement, wealth, athleticism, speed, fertility, and trickery. He is the divine patron of athletes, sailors, shepherds, messengers, tricksters, pranksters, orators, and thieves. He is really fucking awesome. The day he was born, he made the first lyre, invented music, stole 50 cows just because he was hungry, and got away with it. He aided basically every Greek hero. He is a gigachad as he can go where ever he wants to. He is really bi, as he boned both Aphrodite and Perseus. He is also fun to work with, as he'll help you with whatever you ask him with.
by Cleomenes January 6, 2022
Get the Hermesmug. 
by toxic.wxzte June 18, 2022
Get the Hermesmug. Hermes very modest and will not often admit to some of their beloved qualities or moments. Their so caring and will do anything for the VERY lucky people they loves! Sometimes people judge them without knowing them, which is a shame because they are the absolute best in the world to have on your side and they're someone you never want to cross because although they may seem adorable and harmless, they may also be very fierce and sometimes intimidating without even knowing. Hermes isn't social and you normally will have to approach her and make the first move unless they truly, really loves you. Sometimes their shyness makes it difficult to receive assistance in small tasks but they are very smart and independent, they will eventually find a way to get it done their self.
by Ducklover232 November 24, 2023
Get the Hermesmug.