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Jammy bastard cock sucker bitch face twatbag. Or in other words, josh Hudson
You want to go out? Headson is.
Nope, not even a bit
by Fuck headson April 4, 2017
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A retired viner who used very clever uses of comedy, and his catchphrase is "I'm not playing these games." Hardstop lucas is the name of a popular viner.
Lucas: I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!
Mom: I'm sorry, did I just hear a bad attitude?
Mom: *pulls out belt*
Lucas: I apologize. I didn't mean no harm.
Mom: NOW SIT YO BUTT DOWN!

Hardstop Lucas is a cool guy. He uses comedy very well.
by T.j.Games November 22, 2019
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Bluetooth Headset

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A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
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When you flash your high-beams at a passing car in order to warn them of (usually hidden) police presence nearby.
Jackie: Why'd that guy flash his high-beams at you?
Zach: He's giving me the high-beam heads-up. The 5-0 must be checking speeds up the street.
by Andy Takai January 8, 2009
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Bumping Cat-heads

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A action portrayed by master electricitans by bumping the crotch areas together. Only the best of the best electrical professionals perform this act. The friction of bumping/contacting both crotches together conducts its own electrical fusion. This can only be performed when both participating are wearing a working mans blue jean.
Foreman: Hey Utters, you got that wired up yet?
Worker: No not yet, me and the journey man are up here bumping cat-heads getting prepared.
by TheLegendOfUtters June 9, 2018
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hardscrabble

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adjective; 1. Working as hard as you can and still barely getting by. 2. An area of land which can only support sparse, hearty plants and weeds.
1. The path to celebrity in any field is almost always a long, painful, hardscrabble road and most who start out never make it.
by asdfghjk January 22, 2006
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A person, or group of people, who do rediculously idiotic things, or a number of them. A very large number.
Sara Sam and Colleen choose to go to Safeway at midnight, drive to South East DC at 1 a.m., and then continue to drive to Richmond at 3 a.m. Those shit heads got themselves pulled over within the first 5 minutes of their trip, stopped in Richmond only to use a bathroom, and then turned around and drove home in morning rush hour traffic. They are the shittiest of all shit heads and they probably deserve some kind of award.
by Colleen M July 16, 2008
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