Collector Healing

In the game Clash of Clans, collector healing is an action caused by mental illness. It's represented by using the healing spell anywhere but where it's useful. For example on collectors or if you're a druid you can use it on the grass.

Hey, what's up?
Hey, life sucks.
Why's that?
I've done Collector Healing today.
Ohh, do you have any mental illness?
I don't know, I'm taking the test today.

by TheWallovec January 10, 2020

William hellinger

Used to describe a tiny stinky goblin that’s usually around 4’11 and lies about a lot of pointless things

“Wow your being such a William hellinger”
“Tigy stop being such a billy

by Jack boonga November 14, 2021

Hoeling

Someone who is a hoe, but not yet a full hoe.

Look at that hoeling, on the road to full Hoedom.

Go get them Hoechievements!

by KonekoMegami August 6, 2017

the healing

sexual satisfaction and/or release

surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!

bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.

Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."

by Guvanator December 1, 2010

healing salve

stickin' a wounded finger in you ol ladies box

ouch Gerrard... I cut my finger....ohh Davie, you'll have to go home and stick that in the healing salve... Ya Gerrard I think my mom has some of that at home....Jesus no Davey, you'll wanna goto town for that

by thecanadiancrazyhorse September 15, 2010