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dick dry heaving

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.
Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.
by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013
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knocking on heavens door

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.
Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".
by Robo0000222 March 2, 2017
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Heaven Bus

noun. A 1947 "Silversides" Greyhound Bus that was rescued by the B-Town Posse from a junkyard. It was slated to be destroyed and turned into scrap metal. Thankfully it did not suffer that fate and lived to see yet another day.
It went through many phases from being a beat-up hunk o' junk to an AMAZING velveteen lounge on wheels. Lots of LOVE went into restoring it and getting it up and on the road again.
The Heaven Bus is now legendary.
It was the vehicle that toured the B-Town Posse to many a reggae shows (Reggae on the River), festivals (Oregon Country Fair) and concerts (Coachella). The WICKED DJ CREW was also privy to being toted around on this pimpadelic luxury coach. It was also the transportation of choice for the Mystic Family Circus. Hot springs were also frequently visited by happy Heaven Bus riders.
No one has seen the Heaven Bus for years now. Some people doubt that it even exists.
Now only a select few know of it's whereabouts, rumor has it, that it is slated for a "Heaven Revival Tour".
Oh my god, I gotta pack! Heaven Bus will be here any second to pick me up. We're going on tour for a month this time.
...What am I going to wear?!?!?!?

Hey!, there's a "HEAVEN" party tonight at Jelly's! Let's go!!!!! Who's the D.J.?
by DJ Willow from Paris August 31, 2007
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Heaven in my mouth

When something tastes so OVER-THE-TOP delicious, that it can only be compared to heaven ( in your mouth of course ).
"Mmmmmm....This mac and cheese is like heaven in my mouth!"
by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009
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Heaven Sandwich

Recipe:

Toast two eggo waffles
Put Nutella on one eggo
Peanut Butter on the other eggo.
Mush them together, put Maple syrup in between

the slices.

Eat.
by ILoveHeavenSandwich April 23, 2011
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Hot Dog Heaven

A fast food restaurant mentioned in the movie Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle where Rosenberg and Goldstein go on their seperate quest going to Hot Dog Heaven while they almost crash into Harold and Kumar's car. Later in the movie, Harold and Kumar give up looking for White Castle until they see Rosenberg and Goldstein eating inside Hot Dog Heaven, which gives Harold the will to go on with their journey.
Rosenberg: "We got the munchies so we decided to go to Hot Dog Heaven! How about you? How was White Castle?"
Harold: "We haven't gotten there yet... I think I may have rabies."

Kumar: "Yo dude, how were Katie Holmes' tits?"
Goldstein: "You know the Holocaust?"
Kumar: "Yeah?"
Goldstein: "Picture the exact opposite of that."
Kumar: "Nice!"
*Goldstein laughs*
Rosenberg: "Boy do you need a girl..."

Kumar: "Hey guys, if you got the yellow fever there's a rockin' asian party down at Princeton."
Goldstein: "Dude I got the yellow plague! There's nothing sexier than a hot asian chick! Asian tits, I wanna squeeze them!"
*Goldstein attempts to grab Harold's breasts*
Harold: "Stop, don't do that, I'm really woozy... I think I have to go to a hospital."
Rosenberg: "You should go to Beth Israel."

Goldstein: "We gotta hit up this asian joint."
Rosenberg: "No we don't! We got to go to Hot Dog Heaven! No more detours along the way, c'mon!"
*they walk off to their car to finish their brave journey*
Kumar: "I'm tellin' you, hit up the asian party!"
by Harold & Kumar June 11, 2006
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Heavenly

heavenly is a person that will keep us secret safe with them no natter how private the promise is and she will always say i LOVE YOU all the time and never lie to you so I suggest if u have a heavenly DONT LET HER GO OR U WILLL REGRET IT !! Her eyes are plain brown but they have a beautiful sparkle in them that you can see when u stare deep in them and her smile will make u smile if u are sad ;)
She is the most bestest friend u can ever have and she is beautiful, gorgeous, pretty,cute, funny, and cringy sometimes 😂😍 but she is awesome just the way she is !
HEAVENLY: I love you
me: I love you more
HEAVENLY: that's not possible Bff
Me: ANYTHINGS POSSIBLE☺
by Abby's post December 4, 2018
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