Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 02, 2019
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Heart Attacking

A heart attacking is the death of, or damage to, part of the heart muscle because the supply of blood to the heart muscle is severely reduced or stopped.
by ;;;;;;* May 26, 2011
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Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.
"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"
by Capt_Quint February 07, 2017
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Heart attack and a hangover

“Yo I got so fucked up last night on that drink I almost got a heart attack and a hangover
by Keesee5 December 14, 2018
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Hippie Heart Attack

When one mixes the drugs cannabis, amphetamines, and LSD they’ll experience the Hippie Heart Attack!
Person1:What did you take?…

Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!
by PretentiousFart420 December 07, 2022
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Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
by Tyris9 April 09, 2021
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italian heart attack

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack
by LuigiNumberOne December 30, 2017
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