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haunted house 

a place where couples go to make out
Although the haunted house was fun, I think 7 minutes in heaven was better
haunted house by Jacqui Duzac December 28, 2005

Haunted house 

A girl who previously had an abortion
I was going to fuck her but I found out that shit was a haunted house a nigga died in that
Haunted house by Mbk12 January 11, 2016

haunted toast 

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.
This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.
haunted toast by Surviving June 24, 2017

Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.
"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish
Haunted anus by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

Haunted House Hoe 

A girl you hit on the month of october so you can take her to haunted houses, hold her hand, and get it in. A halloween side bitch.
"You and megan getting serious?"
"Nah bro, she my haunted house hoe, her ass look good in leggings thats all."
Haunted House Hoe by ziggytheman November 18, 2015

Haunted Dutchman 

Using your dead wife's hand to give yourself a Dutch Rudder
"I came home and found my wife dead on the floor, so I went for the Haunted Dutchman to get one last nut before I called the cops."
Haunted Dutchman by rachaelk28 July 30, 2015