Harpoon

During sex when ur jizzing on a girls face u poke her in the eye with ur penis.

Last night i gave madison a harpoon shes alright though

by Harrtmonkey111 May 24, 2011

Harpoons

Many overweight people.

Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons!

by xbadwolfx October 8, 2008

harpoon-skiii

an undefined afghan male with purple hair

toothfairy: hey whos that afghan male with a purple mane.
chubaka: haha...that's just harpoon-skiii

by afghan brown November 9, 2010

wisconsin harpoon gun

The Art of giving a facial with cheez whiz and semen simultaneously

"Come on baby, lay that wisconsin harpoon gun on me!"

by Sterling "God Amongst Men" Young June 19, 2008

harpoon

The act of punching a hole in ones pocket to allow frequent masturbation in public places.

"That guys tim, I heard he harpooned his pockets"
"Yeah I thought he was a tosser"

by Serious Sam June 26, 2004

harpooning

the act of having sex while one of the fornicators plays the harp, the ultimate in erotic classiness

We were harpooning when her father walked in, he was proud that the harp lessons paid off...

by BGOFTACH March 7, 2010

harpoontang

Item used by Choder Boy from the movie Orgazamo. Once a Dildo is now a Harpoon used to tie up villians. Evildoers Beware!

"Here, my Harpoontang should do the trick!" -Choder Boy

by Fat T and his hetero-lifemate Fitz September 15, 2003