Hartington

A town in God's Country, which is a small, isolated region in Nebraska, known for the beautiful scenery and higher percentange of normal people.

Hartington is a great place to be.

by Billy227 August 17, 2011

Hating

Hating is the end result of being a hater. Hating is wide spread, very popular and a highly enjoyable past time for many. Contrary to popular belief, Hating is not due to jealousy bur rather the good feeling of putting someone down while simultaneously increasing your own ego. Many victims are hated on because of their success, but many more are hated due to their lack of it. Most hating is a result of the victims bragging and/or 'My turds don't stink' attitude.

There are many forms of hating, some common examples are: first person hating (face to face), Hating in the second degree (privately hating an individual), Group hating (hating on a particular group aka race, religion, sexual orientation etc.)

First person hating -

"Nice drop top labaron, fag"

Hating in the second degree -

Hater 1 - "Hey, whats up hooknose Hebe, did you hear that pedophile looking dude flapping his gums last night?"

Hater 2- "Sure did, ya pizza chomping wop Gino, whats with that guy anyway? Just because you wave your arms around and talk real slow doesn't mean your a genius!"

Hater 1- "No doubt, who the hell wears a flat top leather hat anyway. What a homo."

by GR8-2-H8 September 14, 2009

Hating life

A phrase used in response to someone's misfortune. It could be used to offer sympathy, but more often than not it's an exclamation of malicious joy.
The phrase has dropped its possessive prefix – originally "He/She/It must be hating life!" – in order to be simplified to its current state.

Gabrielle: Woah, check this out! Paris Hilton's Chihuahua just shat all over her!

Ian: Hating life!

by Mettie May 13, 2008

Bum Hatting

To "bum hat" is to refer, promote or summarise oneself needlessly. This is mostly done by television where large proportions of low quality programmes will summarise and re-summarise what has happened previously before showing highlights of what is coming up. Thus a large proportion of the show will be full of "bum hatting".

Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.

Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.

"I like watching 'The Biggest Loser' but the amount of bum hatting is intolerable".

"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"

by mokershipping March 19, 2011

Bowler Hatting

Ramming a mega dildo or fat cock at an angle up the wrongun of a woman so that a domed prolapse appears out of her clunge. This bordered by the piss flaps gives the appearance of a bowler hat.

Last night I caught my missis with her legs thrown over the back of her neck with a rolling pin up her ass bowler hatting in front of a mirror.

by scruffystuff September 21, 2011

self-hating Jew

a derogatory term used against people who speak-out against the actions or policies of the government of Israel, Zionists or other Jewish controlled organizations.

This Jewish person doesn't support the actions of Israel, they must be a self-hating Jew.

by juman December 29, 2008

Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012