Hanus Crime

The act (usually intentional) of leaving a smear of feces in one's underwear which is then disovered at a later date by the one who is laundering the fouled item. The discovery of such matter is so disgusting, it is considered a crime against humanity.

Every time I do my sons laundry, I discover that he has committed ANOTHER hanus crime by allowing his underwear to complete the wiping of his butt rather than performing it correctly with toilet paper.

by Juiced Rat February 22, 2009

Haitian handmedown

When a Haitian adult male has worn out his 13 year old wife so he passes it down to his 10 year old son.

Ironce said this ones pussy is calised and her roast beef is see through, here son your Haitian handmedown.

by Rolling a Mexican October 5, 2017

hanukkah

8 nights of latkes, fried greasy potato pancakes, for dinner, and having to "try" to act excited. It is hard to pretend but I dont want to make my Mom and Dad fell bad. OK, the candles are fun but my mom wont let me play with the matches and is worried the house will burn down if I lite the candles or I might burn my fingers, but really, can't you spare even one magic elf bring us toys too. I am a good boy. Honest.

Dear Santa, do you have any magic Jewish elves to spare around Hanukkah? See my sister says you know Yenta Claus? Is there really such a person or not? Is there really a Hanukkah Harry? Who is this Santa Cohen and are any of them magic elves? Are they really jewish too? Is Yenta Claus real? If that is true ask her not to forget me. Just say I am good and to give me an ipod.
I love you, Thank you Jacob

by JacobSeth121899 September 22, 2006

teruteru hanamura

literally the best character in danganronpa.

teruteru hanamura’s way of cursing is a bit odd, but his accent is cute, so I’ll let it slide.

by Vincent💖 September 29, 2020

Hanumas

The interweaving of Christian and Jewish holidays for those individuals that have married outside of their respective faiths.

Ephraim a Jewish man married Mary a Christian Woman. In their inability to decide which Holiday to Observe they created Hanumas. Where they give gifts over many days rather than just one day.

Other References:
christmakwanzakah
Christmakkah

by Oliver Closeov December 22, 2005

hanime

Hentaihaven, but it’s youtube, but it’s good, but it has loli tags

Essentially a step up in Hentai. A hentai Heaven, for example

Dude 1: I just bust a nut to hanime.tv last night
Dude 2: Yeah dude!

by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019

Hanui

(v.) to facebook stalk
(n.) the act of facebook stalking

I really like this guy so i was checking up on facebook and hanuiing him.

"YOU FOUND YOUR DATE ON FACEBOOK?!? YOU JUST PULLED A HANUI!"

by yomommasofat June 28, 2009