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honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.
"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.
by Voneville September 7, 2005
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hanky panky bullshit

A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.
"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"
by Brian P Wang June 28, 2006
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honkey

derogatory noun for a white person

Several definitions provided for honkey/honky can be reconciled considering the likely subversive evolution of this term. The African slave pidgin term 'xong' for red ears is the deep origin. (The ring of truth for how white ears behave under the African sun is almost ineluctible.)

'Red-ears/honk-ears' would emerge immediately into slave's cant upon arrival to America, eventually morphing into 'honky/honkey'.

Definitions involving geese-voices or horse-donkeys are probably spontaneous inventions of users unaware of the word's original meaning. Through this process, by the time automobiles became popular 'honkey' had already become more a derogatory adjective/adverb for anything white rather than a noun for a white person -- white music = honkey music, white attituded = honkey attitude etc. Use of car horns to call prostitutes represented the first time blacks publicly applied the term to white people, much amused by whitey's failure to grasp that its real meaning was everything uptight, false, crappy, etc. whitey had ever done to black people. And now the term had the added richness of incorporating sexual inadequacy to the list of honkey attributes (premised on the prostitutes' experience with their white clients.)

So, basically, when used in its full epithetical sense, 'honkey' means a shitty human being with a small dick that doesn't work.
Bill O'Reilly is a honkey.

'Loogit Bill O'Reilly, flappin' dem bigass honkey-red ears!'
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
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hanky code

Wearing a colored hanky to identify sexual preferences within leather, or BDSM community. The color dictates your interest(s).

Black: Paingames, Whipping

Dark Blue: Fucking

Brown: Shit

Grey: Bondage

Red: Fisting

White: Wanking

Yellow: Piss

Which pocket is also important: left = top, right = bottom
Mike: Hey Jimmy, why does Paulie have a red hanky in his right pocket?

Jimmy: Oh that? He just wants some guy to stick his fist in his ass. That's his hanky code.

Mike: Well why do you have a brown one in your left pocket?

Jimmy: Go away.
by Bok May 18, 2006
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air hanky

The art of blowing ones nose without the benefit of a tissue, sleeve or napkin. Just goes from nose to ground.
The marathon runner, we shall call him Nelson, used his air hanky to clear his nose so he would not lose valuable time during his run.
by John E March 23, 2005
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honkey nut

A term used in Western Australia as an alternative to "gumnut". Describes the woody nut or seed pod of the gum tree, specifically the gumnuts of the marri tree "Eucalyptus callophylla". Useful for throwing at enemies or friends and family.
Let's throw honkey nuts at the smelly kid.
by gumbyhonkey November 3, 2008
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Honkey nut war

A honkey nut war is a playground term used in Western Australia to describe when children collect as many honkey nut's as possible and throw them at each other. It is usually "every man for himself" though can be played with teams. Most teachers frown upon honkey nut throwing and will give detentions to those caught.
"A honkey nut war broke out in the play ground today around the big tree. "

"ITS A HONKEY NUT WAR!!!!"
by waboy April 26, 2015
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