Hanklerfish

Noun: An angler fish drawn by a Hank. Any Hank can draw a Hanklerfish.

Verb, Hanklerfished: Describing someone named Hank having drawn an Anglerfish. Usually used as past-tence.

Verb, Hanklerfishing: The act of drawing a Hanklerfish.

"So a Hanklerfish is an anglerfish drawn by a Hank?"
"Uh huh. There are other Hanks that can make Hanklerfish."
"So if, Like, Hank Williams III were to draw me an anglerfish, that would be a Hanklerfish?'
"It would also be a Hanklerfish."
-Hank and John Green, Youtube

by NavalPiercedNerd August 19, 2011

hacker

when someone is better than you in a video game

gets clapped omg dude he is a hacker omg what a loser

by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

hankey

Mr. Hankey,
the "christmass poo" from the cartoon "south park"

Cartman: ah no it's Mr. Hankey again!

by John Brummer January 6, 2004

Pleasure Handkerchief

A sexy underwear with lace

Oh God! Look at that pleasure handkerchief!I'm gonna buy it

by hsktr August 14, 2010

Hannered

Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.

"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"

by gines and hans October 29, 2011

One Hander

A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr

"Dude check out the one hander at the bar"
"Now THAT is a one hander"

by sananman July 23, 2015

Vinnie Hacker

aka Vincent Cole Hacker, aka vending machine, aka vinegar, aka vinnie the pooh
THE hottest man alive (besides ryan reynolds) with a great personality and a great head of natural curly hair and great genes by his parents.

A literal statue of a greek god.

Random girls get very defensive when he is seen with another female homo sapiens on any social platform for no reason.

Vinnie Hacker: *breathes* / *posts a picture of his hand*
Simp: *dies*

by simp12321 January 4, 2021