gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

by Coco Sean July 6, 2018

handegg

American football. As opposed to football/soccer, where players actually kick a ball with their feet, american football involves players carrying an egg-shaped object in their hands.

"Did you see the Steelers beat the Cardinals in the Super Bowl? What an excellent game of handegg."

by Pat E Cakes February 8, 2009

Nelson Handela

A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.

I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.

by Toeser13 April 15, 2014

Daniel Handler

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).

"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"

by rorschachwins March 23, 2009

handle my lightweight

What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.

Aye bruh handle my lightweight before I fuck up my shoes

by stonie man March 10, 2011

handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.

The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.

by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012