by danibby March 3, 2008
Get the whore handles mug.A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
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Also known as hitting it, or asking for acquisition of someone elses property. Could be known as fornicating with a member of the opposite sex, or just doing a task that requires a bit of bravery.
by carlylecastle March 26, 2007
Get the handles mug.A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
by delmarskid November 17, 2007
Get the three ax handles wide mug.The handles located above the door on the passenger side. Grabbed when the vehicle is out of control and usually accompanied by an "OH SHIT!"
Billy was high when he was driving, I swear I grabbed the oh shit handles like a hundred times.
My grandma was riding the oh shit handles even though we were only going like 40 mph.
My grandma was riding the oh shit handles even though we were only going like 40 mph.
by reckless driver September 6, 2009
Get the Oh shit handles mug.Hoop earings so large that one can easily grab them and deliver a sharp yank, stopping the wearer in their tracks.
by DJ Silly Hat March 24, 2008
Get the pimp handles mug.A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown
by Loren Hatfield November 13, 2007
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