1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.
by BobfromCanada July 15, 2009
Get the Handitard mug.A handi-tard is the combination of handicapped and retarded. My friend accidentlly made up this term when trying to say both words at the same time, and that came out.
When I was at the park, I saw these people in wheel chairs and helmets and instantly I knew that they were handitards.
by Maynard5 May 19, 2006
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The act of doing a handstand with one's hands on the ground and feet on the wall of a public shower in order to clean down below more effectively.
Glen was in the pool and got chlorine all over his body, so he decided to handstand and clean it all off.
by Co-ed gym class December 19, 2008
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1. Someone of less the standard intelegence in the act of doing something handicapt
2. A basin of cooling water to relax ones muscles after an extensive sporting session.
Or the more practicle use of relaxing your hand after jerking the berk for hours upon end
1. Someone of less the standard intelegence in the act of doing something handicapt
2. A basin of cooling water to relax ones muscles after an extensive sporting session.
Or the more practicle use of relaxing your hand after jerking the berk for hours upon end
Paris Hilton was quite the Handispa when she taped her sexual relations with that black dude for everyone to jerk off too.
by Hatler Christ1 May 7, 2009
Get the Handispa mug.Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
by gav-wan July 13, 2018
Get the handstands in the shower mug.A brain fart, when one mixes the two words : sadistic and hasidic. Which are not at all related
Sadistic: deriving pleasure from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation of others.
Hasidic: A jewish religious group.
(If you look up hadistic on etsy a I love jews shirt comes up)
Sadistic: deriving pleasure from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation of others.
Hasidic: A jewish religious group.
(If you look up hadistic on etsy a I love jews shirt comes up)
by misterfrodoyouhaventeaten October 21, 2019
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From publicly drunk and acting strange.
From publicly drunk and acting strange.
E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?
Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?
Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
by toothpaste salad January 17, 2009
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