Bare Handed Surgery

Vigorous, clit frigging, leg shaking, female masturbation.

I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.

I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.

My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

squirrel handed

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

by omg! September 19, 2003

Double Handed Swan

An intricate masturbation technique used to achieve maximum stimulation and a mind blowing orgasm.

"When you were gone I totally pulled off the double handed swan." - Harry
"Awww man thats gross." - Vinay
"Yeah but it felt great." - Harry

by The.Party.Brigade November 18, 2009

right-handed smoker

A person who does whatever he wants with no regard to the wishes of others. Someone who clearly lives by the motto that it's my way or the highway. Derived from drivers who smoke with their right hand, thus forcing the other passengers in the car to have to put up with the smoke (as opposed to smoking with their left hand and allowing the smoke to go out the window).

I tried to convince Bob to try things my way but he absolutely refused and told me he'd "do what he wants." He's a regular right-handed smoker.

by RedPony220 June 5, 2011

right-handed riemann

When one ejaculates onto the back of their own right hand, then procedes to backhand the partner on the face leaving what resembles a Riemann Sum graph.

Mason: My side hoe gave me blue balls so I came on my hand and gave that bitch a right-handed Riemann.
Connor: Damn, to be honest i'm more of a Left-Handed Riemann type of guy.

by followmeontwittertannerklinger May 8, 2017

Left-Handed Banjo

A large floppy penis.

Leroy whooped out his left-handed banjo and scared off all the bitches.

by MamaCA December 17, 2006

two-handed zamboni

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.

Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.

by wuntoothrie June 16, 2011