Hotdogs & Handjobs

A future chain of restaraunts in which you will be able to purchase a meal, and receive a handjob from a willing employee.

*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.

At Hotdogs & Handjobs, there is NEVER an unsatisfied customer.

by thejesssays October 15, 2008

Handjob Slut

A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.

Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.

by SexSarge69 March 2, 2009

Invisible Handjob

When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned

Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.

Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?

Guy 1 - ...No.

Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.

by HiM4nos June 11, 2010

Handjob

When a man cant be arsed masterbating so gets someone else to do it for them.

Also 21st centurys new way of kissing.

Give me a handjob, i cant be bothered today.

by Scoof April 5, 2009

houdini handjob

When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.

Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy

Baby:fine

Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!

by whorab May 29, 2010

coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.

So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.

by takewhatIhave April 27, 2006

Oxford Handjob

A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.

Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.

by thepinkranger5 August 6, 2011