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Handjob Suzie

A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.
Guy 1: Did you take that chick home last night?

Guy 2: Sure did! She's a Handjob Suzie!
by JamJam1 November 7, 2012
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Handjob Slut

A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.
Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
by SexSarge69 March 2, 2009
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Handjob from Hell

When a woman gets overly aggresive when trying to get her guy hard and doesn't get a response.

Rather than slow down or stop, she'll increase speed, to the point, were you feel she's about to yank your manhood off and or break your banjo.
Last night I was with my girlfriend, I was tired, drunk and it was cold, and her handjob technique was shit.

So instead of stopping, she gave me the handjob from hell.

The only pleasure I got was when she stopped
by Habib Butt March 7, 2011
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handjob growler

1. Giving a handjob while you really don't want to, so you growl and mutter all the way through it.

2. Using a beer growler and your hand to give someone/yourself a handjob.
Mary was late for work, but Chad insisted. So it ended up being a handjob growler that took twice as long.
by Fingenurgen August 29, 2012
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handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."
by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005
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handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.
"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
by drsanchez January 25, 2016
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handjob McWlaznik

When you give a guy a handjob while he is sleeping but he wakes up and catches you...
Handjob McWlaznik
by kelloggsguy June 16, 2009
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