A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.
by JamJam1 November 7, 2012
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Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
by SexSarge69 March 2, 2009
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When a woman gets overly aggresive when trying to get her guy hard and doesn't get a response.
Rather than slow down or stop, she'll increase speed, to the point, were you feel she's about to yank your manhood off and or break your banjo.
Rather than slow down or stop, she'll increase speed, to the point, were you feel she's about to yank your manhood off and or break your banjo.
Last night I was with my girlfriend, I was tired, drunk and it was cold, and her handjob technique was shit.
So instead of stopping, she gave me the handjob from hell.
The only pleasure I got was when she stopped
So instead of stopping, she gave me the handjob from hell.
The only pleasure I got was when she stopped
by Habib Butt March 7, 2011
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2. Using a beer growler and your hand to give someone/yourself a handjob.
2. Using a beer growler and your hand to give someone/yourself a handjob.
Mary was late for work, but Chad insisted. So it ended up being a handjob growler that took twice as long.
by Fingenurgen August 29, 2012
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Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005
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"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
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