Hamster

In relation to the very first definition of Hamster, all Hamsters are evil. They are minions of Satan, and a Superior Race. This is proved due to their evil, homosexual deviant behavior. They are minions, but not as Cows are. Hamsters know all, see all.

You know what? You need to Ph34r them. Seriously. Or they will 0wn j00r ass.

by Leiko October 9, 2004

Hamster

A term used primarily to describe a person who looks like a confused hamster during intercourse.

"That girl was such a hamster last night- never again."

by Mahmsta November 11, 2011

Hamster

(noun)One who sells deli meat.

That hamster is cool.

by Joeee May 22, 2005

Hamster

That tiny pet you have because you're a lonely fuck.

"I put my hamster in a sock and beat it on a desk for 5 minutes strait last night"
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:3

by DADDY SKWOMP May 24, 2019

Hamster

A very throwable animal. Makes a really good baseball.

I’m going to throw my hamster

by Quincequines September 9, 2020

Hamster

Someone who lies, steals, and cheats. The rodent form of a tool, a douche bag, and idiot and a whore.

That girls annoys me so much, she is such a Hamster!!!

by JoeSchmidlap May 6, 2011

Hamster

(n) - A younger male that actively persues older women. The male version of a gerbil. A cougar's meal.

The hamster chose to go to more sophisticated bars in hopes of finding a cougar to take him home.

by Thetaters December 7, 2009