Hampton Bays

The arm pit of The Hamptons.
Sometimes called Harlem Bays by locals.
Home to the boardy barn.
In the summer you will find many expensive cars here and few cidiots that actually know how to drive them. It sucks. In the winter...it sucks even harder...if that's possible.

Kid 1: Ok ok ok say the first thing that comes to mind...hampton bays

Kid 2: Sucks!

by wailingbanshee June 15, 2008

Hampton Fries

Just about anybody who lives in Hampton, Virginia (Blackland). Black people. African Americans who act thug and all hard just because they see it on BET.

Hampton''s Wendy's french fries are sometimes black so those, too.

"Man I'm tired of all these fucking Hampton Fries."
"Wendy's sucks ass. All they're fries are black. Hampton Fries"

by Flip September 14, 2004

What's Hamptoning?

A spin on the term "What's Happening?" originating in the The Hamptons, hence "What's Hamptoning?"

What's Hamptoning is more than just a phrase - it's a lifestyle. What's hamptoning is what you do - it's what's happening in your life at any given time. You can be hamptoning anywhere in the world, whether you are on vacation, working, relaxing or chasing your dreams. By sharing what's hamptoning in your life, whether that be in-person or online, you are joining an inclusive community of positive people working to chase their goals and inspire one another.

Ralph: Hey Norman, what's hamptoning?
Norman: Hey Ralph, just finished up my latest oil painting. Stop by my gallery tonight to check it out.

by gold wolf July 1, 2018

jackie hampton

Jackie isawesome at being a auntie friend and sister she is a very strong woman but wants to feel better about herself and also wants to look better for herself . she doesn't care what other people say she's her own boss and plus she love dancing but hasn't done it in a while . she cares for her family but doesn't like helping all the time. She has daughters who love her and sons who help her. She has been hurt but she has moved on from that . she is a boss no matter what but she strives to be normally beautiful she wants her old life back. U know her young life

Jackie hampton is beautiful and has nice hair.

by nytg January 21, 2015

Debra Hampton

A person who everyone wants to know. A person who is good humored and fun to be around. A person who is a tiger in bed and a kitten at work. Very mysterious.

I wish I were like Debra Hampton, she is the best.

by DooLittle1777 February 5, 2010

Allison Hampton

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is usually shy and quiet but once you get to know her, she is amazing. All the guys fall for her, and who could blame them. Her beautiful blonde hair goes great with her green eyes. She is weird sometimes, but don’t let that fool you. She is the best and if your dating one, your lucky.

“Allison Hampton is so gorgeous!”

“I know right!”

by AllPandasLoveMe June 17, 2019

Hampton County

A small, redneck, trailer trash town in the middle of bum fuck egpyt that no one has ever heard of. It is filled with small trashy trailers and small breasted, tooth missing girls that ware XXL shirts to prom. He guys how graduted and still live in this shity town are on an intelligence level just above a monkey. He high school guys hunt ever day before school and the private schools are allowed them to bring guns to school. The african race has gangs which can fire a full clip of bullets and not hit a single person in a group of 20. At the local bars they no longer check IDs the count teeth, if you are missing atleast 2 you are allowed in. This town is wounderful if you like to hunt and do not want to fill threatened by the african american's ability to fire a gun. This is a great town if you like small towns where everyone knows everything about you, especially what you did last night. If you like privacy, i dont recommend living here.

person #1- "do you want to go to the bar tonight?"
Person #2- "i cant still got all my teeth."
Person #3- "well anyways, did you hear what happened last night."

by ShamedToBeFromHampton April 6, 2005