Ham

to be ugly

"bruh he's hella ham"

by bada$$b!tch October 08, 2019

HAM

acronym hot ass mess; specifically in reference to an inebriated individual

Danielle, you were a HAM last night: you ended up in a wheelchair on the opposite side of the strip with no money, phone, or id.

by kpoo April 26, 2011

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 05, 2011

Ham

Vagina, fanny, ladybits, cunt, twat, fadge, flange, beef curtains, hairy axe wound, fifi, minnie, minge.

Would you like to touch my ham?
I've got ham on the brain.
Dude, where's my ham??
Ham on the bone.
Hmm, my hams a bit sweaty.

by Chalise and Charlotte October 30, 2008

hamming

The act of pressing ones naked ass into anothers face while they are asleep or being held down. Meant to degrade or offend the hammed individual. Very effective.

Hey, we're hamming Tom tonight.

by Vlade October 19, 2005

Ham

When you rub your ass cheeks on a person sleeping.

Duded you just got hammed.

by majiggin April 27, 2011

HAM

acronym for Hard as a Mutha

or Hysterically actin monkey

I go ham on a bi**ch, like a sandwich

by da jugganaut July 31, 2009