HAM

HAM stands for Hot Asian Man. It's an acronym. It is most often used when someone is near a hot Asian man and would like to comment on his hawtness without him realizing it. Associated words: HAG (hot Asian girl).

Check out that HAM over there. Damn.

by PrincessXena June 4, 2011

Ham

Ugly, extremely ugly.

You mess with her? Gross cuhhs that bitch is hammered . " OR " Dont talk to me, you're ham

by kayja December 29, 2010

Ham

A word used to describe someone who does things or behaves in a way that is embarassing, nerdy or wimpy.

Brian was such a ham when he tryed to ask that woman for her phoner number. Being alone on a saturday night is just pure ham life. Look at that guy dancing, such a ham. He totally Hammed out tonight when we made plans to go out partying. I can't believe you hammed out on paying the bill at the restauraunt.

by Ree the G September 2, 2010

ham

A lame, useless person. Someone who sits there and does nothing. Like a ham.

Why can't he do something with his life? He is SUCH a ham.

by Benson McGee November 26, 2010

HAM

Anal intercourse

Let's go to the kitchen and get some "ham".

by Sentientdeth August 7, 2003

HAM

acronym; means hoe after menopause

Man, she about 50 years old and her mini-skirt is way short. She a HAM for sure.

by LBT/Antimosity November 16, 2003

HAM

Hot Ass Mess!!! Referring to someone that is just plain tacky looking and don't even know it.

Damn, the clothes she has on makes her look like a HAM.

by SexyShaunLuvsFB July 19, 2007