fuckparcel

1.) retard, dumbass, moron
someone lacking the mental capacity to write their own name without spelling it out loud

2.) A large package of "fuck" or collection of "fuck"
Greg: Sheat, why did I park in those handicapped spots?

Cop: Nice park job, Fuckparcel. You scored yourself a ticket. Bow.
by Sentientdeth August 07, 2003
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HAM

Let's go to the kitchen and get some "ham".
by Sentientdeth August 07, 2003
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