Hanerism

Removing the sense of reality from events and memories and replacing them with fantastical scenarios. Usually followed by the sufferer desperately trying to convince the nearest person of this warped version of reality. First recorded sufferer cannot be named but was known to some as a Japanese flower girl.

"no chris! They played with lollypops and gumdrops in the first world war... Stop trying to twist things!"

"no hans...that's another hanerism -.-"

by Cristobell May 1, 2009

Havner

The act of being discharged from the military for being broken, and ten coming back to the same unit doing nearly the same job, for more money, as a civillian a week later.

Troop #1:Hey didn't they kick that guy out last week for being fat?

Troop #2: Yeah he pulled a Havner and totally screwed the military good with that one.

by rotorzen October 27, 2009

haenertsburg

A drinking village with a farming problem

I'm done with heaven, let's go to Haenertsburg

by Locals November 9, 2015

hasner

A group of smelly douche bags that play CoC and never get laid, cause they suck donkey dick!

Hasner sucks CoC!

by War Pigs El Diablo March 8, 2018

Haner

A person during medieval times who’s job it was to extract the anal glands of the local farm animals.

Ex. “Old man Haner stopped by today to squeeze the buttholes of all our sheep.”

by EvilPotsNPansRobot May 14, 2021

Hainer

The #1 man with the highest IQ, funniest personality, most creative mind.

-Yo, we can't figure this out, it's too complicated for our brains. Do you know someone who can solve it?
-We can ask Hainer, he knows better than us!

by Hainer November 21, 2021

hanerr

Best girlfriend u could have!

Hanerr is the best girlfriend you could possibly have!

by skkiee November 25, 2021