Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals

A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie

by EricCC December 9, 2014

Humpty-Dumpty

When a male ejaculates prematurely from dry-humping.

"He was dry-humping me for only 5 minutes when he humpty-dumpty'd."

by usefulidiot December 21, 2009

humpty trumpty

A man whose fate is attached to a wall, especially one who has little strength or stability.

Immigration fears led to a humpty trumpty candidate gaining support.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018

humpty ass

Silly, stupid, forgetful

My humpty ass forgot to save my paper and I lost it when my computer crashed.

by Taco Tea Co. May 19, 2006

humpty dumptress

a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck

Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.

by bacardehali August 1, 2012

Humpty Dumptus

The act of performing a number two; a dump; relieving one's bowels

I will be back, I must go perform a humpty dumptus

by TW1ST3R November 28, 2012

humpty-fuck

In interface development, the act of taking a shitty, broken, shattered visual design, data model, or prototype and putting it back together to form some sort of pristine fuckin' egg to serve up to the user.

"Let me get this straight. You want me to humpty-fuck that shit into something usable?"

by MangoBonespurs October 17, 2018