HP

n., Happy Pills
a reference to any imaginary stimulant in pill form.

"My friends and i use Happy Pills to keep boredom away!"

by californialicious June 16, 2004

hp

a brand that is named after what it runs on "hoe piss"

miss teacher why does my computer say 'hp'
cause the computer runs on hoe piss

by Gucci Gang Gueen January 16, 2019

HP

Hangover poo.

"Just had a HP."

"You shouldn't have told us that."

by Shapeshifter142 October 5, 2011

hp;nc

Have Problems; Need Cash

Used when trying to get money in sticky situations

Bank Teller: What can I do for you?
Customer: hp;nc

by jimbuck May 1, 2010

HP/DM

A classic pairing within the Harry Potter fanfiction world. This is a shortened term for Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy. This is put in the story's summary to indicate that the characters come into a romantic situation together. This is a very popular pairing in fanfictions because of the angst and hatred that builds up between them. It makes for a very good plot and WAS very original way back when people were only up to the second book.

Story Summary Example:

"Defying Daddy": Draco doesn't know what to do with his new feelings and urges. He doesn't know what to say to a ready and willing Harry Potter when he asks him for more than a kiss...HP/DM

by kydie November 29, 2005

HP support

A subspecies of partially retarded Homo sapiens that are trusted with one's Hewlett-Packard notebooks, desktops, et cetera

"HP support should die"

"HP support professionals should be laid off before circuitcity goes down"

by Summer Osama Khanfar March 29, 2009

HP Certified

1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.

1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.

by towlie October 2, 2002