A person who hides up on the branches of trees and jumps down to grope, fondle, or molest an unsuspecting passer by.
The tree hopper Man hiding in tree hops out in front of girl walking by and opens up his trench coat and screams touch my one eyed snake. Closes his trench coat quickly runs to her fondled her breasts and runs away.
Also known as bush jumper
Also known as bush jumper
by Lilletneezy August 6, 2010
Get the Tree hopper mug.A Canadian term of both derision and affection, popularized - but NOT invented - by the MacKenzie Brothers (from their "Great White North" segments on the old SCTV programme).
Used as a negative, it basically means "idiot." When used positively, it's a phrase of light endearment.
In both cases, it is most effective when the subject(s) displays stereotypically Canadian attributes.
Used as a negative, it basically means "idiot." When used positively, it's a phrase of light endearment.
In both cases, it is most effective when the subject(s) displays stereotypically Canadian attributes.
NEG - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes. What a bunch of Hosers."
POS - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes, but took the ski-doos to get more before the hockey game started. What a bunch of Hosers."
POS - "They drank all our beers and smoked all our smokes, but took the ski-doos to get more before the hockey game started. What a bunch of Hosers."
by Peter Steen May 25, 2006
Get the hoser mug.a crazy cool mobster who is exteremely creative and is loved by many. She loves sports but may have had injuries preventing sports for a while. She has the potential to overcome anything.
by theebesttevrr January 12, 2008
Get the hesper mug.n. a girl who dates multiple boys in the same group at different times. She usually is never single for more than a week because once one relationship ends, she just goes out with whoever is next in line.
Dude, did you hear that Kristina went out with Sam two days after breaking up with Moe? And before that, she dated Drew, Harry, and Jack! Man... she's such a boy hopper!
by kk4444 December 14, 2010
Get the Boy Hopper mug.Mary is a house hopper, she went to a party at Fred's house and made out with him, she then went to Joe's house to 'sleep', woke up and went to breakfast with Johnny.
by Tropical Pooty Tang October 6, 2006
Get the house hopper mug.A person that cannot, or chooses not to keep any job for a long time.
They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.
They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.
They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.
They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.
They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
John: My mum works at the cat food factory
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.
John's mum is a job hopper
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.
John's mum is a job hopper
by MelWasHere March 9, 2009
Get the Job Hopper mug.A word for a girl who hops fences from one guys house to another sleeping with every single one of them.
Tyrell: Wow, that slut is such a fence hopper
Shanice: I know, she sleeps with everyone
Tyrell: I was talking about you
Shanice: I know, she sleeps with everyone
Tyrell: I was talking about you
by superslu123 November 2, 2009
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