hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

heemo

A "Happy emo"; someone who dresses or even presents themselves as or like an emo, but usually with brighter colors and, steriotypically, a smile

The boy wearing all black with a bright blue decal and red unzipped hoodie is a classic heemo.

by Kappa Vulca January 12, 2017

Hemotions

When a man shows emotions contrary to his appearance or stature.

Brandon freaked me out with his hemotions. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing and grimaced at me all day.

by Mega dude December 2, 2019

Hemosexual

Being madly in love with actress, singer and dancer, Heather Elizabeth Morris, aka, Hemo.

I'm not homosexual, I'm hemosexual!

by Dancelikeheya1 July 8, 2011

hemotion

noun| hee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.

Male A: “Dude, check out the sweet tits on that chick over there!”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”

by clevername July 19, 2018

Hemorrhoid Farts

A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.

Dammit, all this heroin I just took is giving me hemorrhoid farts!

by indieguru February 21, 2009

Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006