Lovey Horse

V- The act of rubbing ones face on someone else in a loving manner.

My girlfriend was feeling down so I gave her a lovey horse

by Cornvillehope October 19, 2010

use of horse

A term that evolved during the good old days when horses were used instead of militia-style police tactics to complete an arrest.

When you say, “use of horse,” it sounds like “use of force” but in the days of the old West when it began, it wasn’t even violent.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

Grand Theft Horse

Joke name for the video game Red Dead Redemption.

Person 1: Dude, let's go play some Grand Theft Horse....I mean Red Dead Redemption!

by Mr. Grape Drank December 13, 2010

Horse Boat

A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

"My horse boat is made from North American Spruce."

horse boat horseboatdwightdwight k. schrute the office

by beetfarmer November 2, 2009

Horse Thursday

Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Thursday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a horse depicted on it.

Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Horse Thursday

by Sir. John A. McDonald December 12, 2018

Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010