Hide The Popsicle

a great way to say "to have sex"

you can see that she wants to play hide the popsicle, and she is in luck cause i have a popsicle

by the_popsicle_man April 4, 2009

cap and hide

When a girl doesn't feel like brushing her hair but has to go out in public, she will grap a cap to hide her messed up mop in and let the rest hang out as a ponytail in the back.

I didn't feel like brushing my fro so I just put a hat on and did the old cap and hide.

by FASH1976 March 9, 2010

Hide a rack

When a woman with larger than average breasts tends to wear clothing that disguises or masks their size, such as large or baggy sweaters and tops.

"Dude i just say Lisa in a swimsuit today!"
"So."
"She's a total hide a rack!"

by ZH94 April 15, 2010

hide and shag

a sneaky game played by old people wishing to inject passion into their lives

'Right. I've had enough of hide and shag. Come out.'

by bilaaal January 11, 2014

Hide the Crazy

The line in Miranda Lambert's new song: Mama's Broken Heart. It means to avoid looking like an ass when all you really want to do is blast someone for being such an loser. Holding back anger. Caution: only show the crazy to one who loves you unconditionally.

I think I'm going to have to Hide The Crazy after that debacle! It's just not worth my time.

by wasteoftimehidethecrazy May 16, 2013

hide the dinosaur

As a male-to-female pre-op Transgender person, to conceal your penis while in a situation in which it would normally be visible, ie: in a swimsuit.

Before her operation, do you think Caitlyn Jenner had to hide the dinosaur?

by CapnNigel September 23, 2015

facebook hiding

The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.

She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.

by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011