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Nickelback headache 

A type of excruciating pain affecting the entire head for several hours after listening to a selection of tracks from the derivative Canadian schlock-rock band, Nickelback.

Note: The headache can develop into a full bodyache if the person continues to subject himself to aural torture.

Possible side effects include: shopping at Wal-Mart, driving a Hummer or pickup track, loss of vision, loss of sex drive, alcoholism, and a possible desire to listen to the same song over and over and over again.
"I was driving, on my way to work, but I had to pull over and call in sick...another damn Nickelback headache..."

"At first, I thought that Staind was playing, but by the time I realized my error, it was too late, the intense throbbing and anal leakage had already begun"
Nickelback headache by BallBusta9000 December 23, 2008

axe headache 

The headache that occurs when a large amount of axe deoderant is sprayed in the vicinity of other people.
Matt: Dude I hate changing for gym. That fat smelly kid always sprays himself with a whole bottle of axe. My head always starts to pound.
Dave: Man you got that axe headache bro.
axe headache by Marco's Polo March 19, 2006

school headache 

A feeling that a child may get in school in which they feel bored in the classroom, therefore getting a headache.
I think I just got a school headache from reading this complex textbook!
school headache by Seshie January 10, 2009

cold headache

Also known as a brain freeze. When your head becomes cold from eating cold foods or drinks.
Rylan: I have a cold headache!
Sam: Me too!
cold headache by pillow1255 April 14, 2020

sausage headache 

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.
I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.
sausage headache by stevedavejohn September 30, 2010

Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.
I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?
Math Headache by Coffee92 April 25, 2010