Genital Vicinity

The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.

John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"

Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"

by Hydrated May 15, 2010

Geniot

An individual who knows a lot of useless information.

A cross between genius and idiot.

John: "We should buy a bunch of land in the middle of nowhere! Chances are we'll have our own exclusive bug species. Think about it, we can name our own cockroaches!"

Francis: "You're a geniot..."

by RAEGLATEM December 26, 2012

genitag

A type of game (similar to tag) which involves "tagging" the other players genitals. Once your genital has been tagged, you are now it.

John: Hey wanna play genitag?
Jacob: Sure how do you play?
John: I tagged your dick. You're it.

by lebrun May 17, 2014

Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.

I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.

by DasWonton September 18, 2018

genis plebels

The best YouTube channel in the world. They have the best content. They are also amazing at gaming and are popular.

Bob: “Have you watched Genis Plebels latest video?”
Joe: “No. Who are they?“
Bob: “You have no life.”
*Bob walks away*

by Genis Plebels March 11, 2019

Genital Tag

Genital tag is just like phone tag only it involves sex. It occurs when a man and a woman try to have sex but each person's genitals are in a state of dysfunction at exactly the same time that their partner is ready. (i.e. She can't get her juices flowing when he has his erection and and he loses his erection as soon as she gets her juices flowing.)

Brian Cass and his wife gross each opther out a lot; they played genital tag for the duration of their honeymoon.

by DLa December 24, 2004

Genital Genocide

A combination of two words basically meaning a Vasectomy for males, a new synonym. In thought, a vasectomy is a minor surgical procedure removing all the sperm from the male member. It technically is the "killing" of a "people" but all only for the sole purpose of referring it in a more humorous sense.

Ryan R. : The wife is making me have a vasectomy, yes, no joke.

Andy S. : Are you serious? Why? Make her have her tubes tied! Screw that.

Ryan R. : Yeah man, genital genocide is a horrible thing.

Andy S. : You're tellin' me. sucks to be you.

by Rizzle23 July 30, 2009