Gronion

Pronounced like onion with 'Gr' in front, and usually in the plural.

Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.

Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.

Ship's Doctor:

'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.

Sailor:

'Is there any cure?'

Ship's Doctor:

'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

Gerontophile

A younger person who is attracted to an older person. There must be a vast age difference between the two.

1. Amara is 18 years old and she is dating a 59 tears old man. She is a gerontophile.

by TofuDog September 26, 2006

gronkasaurus

a fool, an idiot, a dickhead, a silly person but a good friend. Not used as an insult

Jessy is my little gronkasaurus

by LiL baybee gurl <3 August 10, 2007

Grondelish

Used largely in suburban white culture, referring to something of an incredible, astonishing, or exaggerated nature.

Dude, Drew, that pita was fucking grondelish, sick pick.

by A Flesh March 25, 2009

gronk

he's a friendly guy

gronk is a friendly guy

by Gronkaly Donkaly February 13, 2023

geronto

very very very old person

Mother Theresa of Calcuta was a geronto..

by aguas September 24, 2006

Gronibard

A rather hilarious porn-grind band from Lille, France. People most commonly know them for their song entitled "Va Faire La Vaisselle".

Gronibard's stage performance usually consists of the band members either naked or crossdressing resulting in a funny yet brutal concert.

"Do you know the band Gronibard?"
"Yes, why?"
"Do you recall the name of their vocalist at all?"
"Yeah his name is Anal Capone I believe."

by TimKretschmer July 29, 2009