GUMP

Gay Ugly Motherfucking Punk

esp. in D.C. metropolitan gyms
The old men that you see in the locker room who'd never workout, but stays in the steamroom, sauna, and showers until they look like a raisin trying to get their peeps at you!

"What the fuck is that GUMP looking at?"
by 2 short July 10, 2009
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gump

a person that is slow, mentally or physically
Josh Woods is a gump.
by Lucas Garcia February 01, 2008
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Gump It

To "Gump It" is to Ejactulate at the site of a Sexual Organ. Such as in the movie "Forest Gump."
Oh My Gosh! Patrick had to Gump It when Samantha took off her shirt.
by Stevosux211 November 22, 2007
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Gump

Being sexual arroused by a figure of matter, without actually being touch, or to touch the matter. Orgasm of the imagination.
Did you see that car, I think I just gumped.
by TheUnlikelyHero October 18, 2010
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Gump

To Gump is to play ping pong such as Forrest Gump did. It's an easier way to ask someone if they want to play ping pong with you, without sounding like a fruit.
"Hey man, you want to Gump"
"I'm not really sure, I'm hammered drunk and won't be able to hit the ball."
by PraiseBathsheba December 29, 2013
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gump

When you shit and piss at the exact same time while sitting on the toilet.
I went to the bathroom the other day and had gump.
by Bobby Ricochet August 19, 2008
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gump

a dumb person
This is a very old fashioned word & have heard from my mother & was passed from my grandmother which would be 103 now.
Have actually heard this phrase "you big gump!"
by Jamie September 21, 2003
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