Grocery Guise

The outfit you choose when you expect NOT to run into anyone you know at the Megamart. Usually includes dark glasses and Crocs.

As I rounded the isle, whilst wearing my Grocery Guise, there stood Reverend Feltcher!

by Abiding Dude July 25, 2011

Doing 'Guise

To wear a costume.

Mick: Have you seen all those children doing 'guise on Halloween?

Kassie: As in "fucking men"?

Mick: That too, but I meant wearing costumes.

by McMeddles March 15, 2014

Prime Moments Giuseppe

Hes a Siiiiiiiii Merchant. Always Siiiiii'ing on his haters even though hes the best. More goal contributions than Messi at the time of posting this. Menace to society and an absolute baller. Don't let him pee before playing soccer or he will shit on you.

Guy 1: Did you see Prime Moments Giuseppe Siiiiiii yesterday?

Guy 2: Hes such a Siiiiiii Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

gumus

Crazy Swinger.

1) A style of bowling used in the sport of Tussball (a Mediterranean variation of cricket). The delivery involves coming around the wicket and over the wicket at the same time. Applying both in-swing and out-swing, the bowl relies heavily on a firm wasp of the hips and the element of surprise.

2) A person who has surpassed the standard confines of being a sexual partner sharing swinger. Has very few boundaries and is happy to participate in practically anything suggested.

3) A person who performs on a standard playground swing-set outside of normal boundaries. Executes such moves as the "Headstand Flip" and the "Rump Dragger"

1) Another crazy swinging Gumus delivery takes the final wicket in the inter-turkinental cup.

2) Random swinger: My gimp monkey and I would really like to cock-vomit all over your one armed, one legged midget partner and your Turkish chest.
Gumus: This is everything that I am about, I would love to receive this.

3) Child: Good day to you Gumus, I am enjoying sitting and swinging on this swing, would you care to join me.
Gumus: My skill in this art far surpasses yours. I am a crazy swinger and I will not tarnish my reputation by participating in this with you. Suck it

by jjvpfce January 2, 2011

Guish

The act of grimacing while pulling your chin as far back as possible to flatten your face and create multiple chins. The goal is to shock people with your ugliness. Ricky Gervais famously guishes for photos.

For instant internet fame, record yourself looking glamorous and then suddenly guish for the camera.

by Grumbledorf April 15, 2021

Messy Guissepie

when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache

that dick just gave me a messy guissepie!

Haha! I still see your cumstache

by poonchasers June 13, 2008

Gaius Julius Caesar

The greatest politician and tactitions of the Roman era, Julius Caesar engaged in a series of wars is Gaul, moder day France occupied by a number of barbarian tribes. He added Gaul to the empire and soon desired more power. He defeated the armies of Pompey, his greatest rival, and marched into the city of Rome. He became sole ruler of the Roman Republic and was advised by the Senate of Rome. He was not, however, the first emperor. The Roman Republic was replaced by the Roman Empire during the reign of Rome's first emperor Augustus Caesar.

Gaius Julius Caesar was one of the greatest military leaders in history.

by X-45B23 July 14, 2006