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trampoline guillotine

a woman's panty's or thong's waistband that is too tight around the woman's waist.
i was gonna get carpal tunnel if i went any further in that trampoline guillotine.
by trog impalor June 1, 2005
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Guillotine

To become or cause somebody to become painfully self-conscious, ill at ease, ashamed, or humiliated. Any situation which may result in such feelings. Or alternatively to make somebody or something appear untrustworthy or wrong.
I will not allow you to guillotine my reputation for your sadistic amusement!
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
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Bank guillotine movement

A movement that seeks to take over all the counties of the world and replace there governments with socialist, communist or anarchist ones ect.

And also to have all bankers and people who run the present economic system executed by the guillotine for crimes against humanity and because of there exstreme greed. For taking away peoples homes ect. and denying vital loans ect.
by Judge dredd7 November 14, 2011
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Guillotine

to guillotine, vb.

When leaving (or intending to leave) an establishment at which you have spend some time, 'guillotine' may be used in lieu of head off.
(Getting up to leave) "I'm gonna Guillotine."
(Getting up to leave, to a group) "Let's Guillotine."
by Rununur April 6, 2010
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Guillotine

Getting fucked in the back of the car with your neck in the driver’s side headrest while getting fucked from behind
Phoebe totally got guillotined last night with some guy she met at the bar
by Babyduck911 July 11, 2019
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Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.
Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine
by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013
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bust out the guillotines

A reference to the French revolution, in which many members of the "Upper" class were executed with a device(the guillotine) that beheaded(removed the head) the person. It was said to be more humane than hanging or beheading by ax, as it was a quicker death. There are reports that the heads appeared to still be alive for a short time after the process, but this is difficult to confirm in laboratory conditions.

The phrase may also be a reference to a popular college drinking game, in which a person lays on their back, and an alcoholic beverage is poured from a height into their mouth. The goal of the game is to consume the drink while spilling as little as possible. Traditionally the game uses a red beverage, with the spillage resembling blood in the streets, reminiscent of the tales of Paris in the French revolution.
I swear to god if the Republicans don't stop we're going to bust out the guillotines.
by Revolutionista October 9, 2018
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