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Gays, Grannies and Grandes

An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old Captain:

I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!
by jaymac76CMH June 23, 2011
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Klan Grannies

Racist old hags who spend all their time online bitching about Meghan Markle, Kamala Harris, Lil Nas X and other celebs of colour.
Why doesn't Twitter ban the disgusting Klan Grannies?
by 1dead April 12, 2022
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gunning

When Keyshawn saw the white female guard approaching he began gunning furiously .
by cosMICjester November 14, 2015
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gunnin

To diss someone or call them out. A verbal form of gangbanging
yo dat nigga was gunnin' me for trippin' out on his girl.

I got so pissed off that I started gunnin' people for lookin at me.
by T-dogg_1988 November 11, 2006
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Gunning For Some Rank

The repeated act of requesting a higher rank in a military installation. Ending in making you look like a fag.

The word here is often added to the end to make

Gunning for some rank here.
Vyre: Dude, l1k, i n3dz likez h1ghz rankz

Superior: Nah man, your Gunning For Some rank here.
by GARlaw July 4, 2009
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gunning

It means to insult someone repeatedly (verbally-usually using things about them, yo mama jokes, etc)
Damn Joey, you was straight gunnin on his ass
by Dickiesgirl4u August 4, 2004
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Machine Gunning

Flatulence released in repeated intervals while running.
When you're late after spending too much time eating a greasy meal and in the process of running you let out small flatulence at separate intervals synchronized with your steps so that it sounds like a MACHINE GUN. MACHINE GUNNING.
by Mounstah Bites December 26, 2010
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