Any woman who claims to be "such a huge fan" of any male comedian, but the sad reality is they just want to have sex with him.
"I so love the Mighty Boosh", said the groupie giggler, conveniently masking the all-too-plain fact that she doesn't care two shits about their lame student humour, she just wants to shag Noel Fielding.
by Jolly Farm Revue August 25, 2006
Get the groupie giggler mug.Used to describe under 21-year-old broke females at a club, whose sole intentions are to obtain drinks at no cost by club owners, staff, or patrons, many times in exchange for sexual favors, who coincidently insist on hanging around at a club well after last call.
Club Groupie Hoe: "I forgot my ID but I have a wristband??", "Oh this is on the house; I know (insert bar owner name here)."
So this chick's 18 just hanging out by the bar trying to attract attention just so she can score a free drink; what a club groupie hoe.
So this chick's 18 just hanging out by the bar trying to attract attention just so she can score a free drink; what a club groupie hoe.
by Meemsta November 4, 2010
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One or more "friends" of a livejournal user who will rabidly and inflammatorily defend said "friend" without having the slightest clue of what is going on, or hearing the other persons side of the story.
Self explanatory. If you've had a girlfriend who was an avid LJ user, you know what an LJ groupie is.
by Ryan O April 14, 2005
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A groupie is someone who gets to be a fan rather than just a follower, while other people earn their stripe as a fan through loyalty without creepiness.
by Rosebud1776 August 9, 2017
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by MikeI January 7, 2014
Get the Groupie mug.An unintelligent and promiscuous female NHL hockey spectator who mindlessly cheers for the whiny, diving, princess-like antics of Sidney Crosby.
Unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the Pittsburgh Penguins are visiting. Not necessarily a native of Pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. When asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other Penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable Evgeni Malkin.
Many of them are hot pieces of ass (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with Crosby and 87 on the back. Nothing against the city of Pittsburgh, but it'd be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.
They are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the faggot himself.
Unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the Pittsburgh Penguins are visiting. Not necessarily a native of Pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. When asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other Penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable Evgeni Malkin.
Many of them are hot pieces of ass (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with Crosby and 87 on the back. Nothing against the city of Pittsburgh, but it'd be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.
They are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the faggot himself.
Synonyms: Crosby whore, Crosby slut, Crosby bitch, Crosby broad, Crosby fangirl
{During a Power Play that was caused after a Crosby dive; Crosby scores a goal}
Crosby Groupie in the stands: OH-EM-GEE! CROSBY, YOU’RE AMAZING, PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!
Guy #1: We were stuck sitting next to Pittsburgh fans in our own fuckin' building. It gets worse though, they were Crosby Groupies. And HOT!
Guy #2: What fucking sluts!
{During a Power Play that was caused after a Crosby dive; Crosby scores a goal}
Crosby Groupie in the stands: OH-EM-GEE! CROSBY, YOU’RE AMAZING, PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!
Guy #1: We were stuck sitting next to Pittsburgh fans in our own fuckin' building. It gets worse though, they were Crosby Groupies. And HOT!
Guy #2: What fucking sluts!
by The Joker in Bruges April 22, 2010
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