grolf

Anything unpleasant that collects somewhere. For example, the matted hair inside a hoover, the disgusting slime underneath a dental brace, or that rancid liquid at the bottom of a food recycling bin.

Christ Mandy! This bog brush stand is full of grolf. I think I'm about to vom!

by Lord Stu April 21, 2020

golfer

A suburban white man that bites kids. (definitely NOT a gopher)

"that golfer has been circling the playground recently in his hole"

by minimimio May 11, 2021

Grolle

An outstanding, sexy and smart dude

Damn! That dude right there is a Grolle! He's getting all them bitches.

by Father Charles II October 7, 2022

Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits

1. An exclamation for when you see a gross thing.

2. A race of aliens from the planet Globbetygibbit

1. Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits!

2. He looks like a Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits.

by Balss100 December 14, 2023

Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

groofer

A person who spaces out and dissociates frequently, but in a nonchalant/demure and auramaxxing way.

Typa shit grumstick would do.

Grumstick is such a groofer, he's gonna get groofed.

Damn that guy is staring into the distance groofer style, nothing going on in that head.

by marsxiang August 20, 2024

crosswalk golfer

A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.

Many men in their 40's are crosswalk golfers.

by D'Pez Poopsie December 28, 2013