grouchy turtle

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

-OR-

She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.

by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006

gracho

(n.) a guido who uses his own gizz as hair gel; at first glimpse it seems as though he has dandruff except shampoo won't solve this problem; often he will give away some way or another that he actually is a gracho by saying something so ignorant even a day walker guid would say "are you fuckin serious right now you fuckin gracho?"; a gracho will usually smell of a strong semen/cologne mix(equivalent to mixing bisquick and some brand of cologne) and camp around young females; around 90% of people who make first contact with a gracho will usually puke in their mouth

Yo is there a fucking gracho talking to my sister

by theguynextdoor March 14, 2008

Scrabble His Grouch

When you sneak up on an unsuspecting male victim and tickle the area beneath their genitals.

Christian WIlkins Scabbled JT Barrett's Grouch after a tackle in the 2016 Fiesta Bowl and it really seemed to affect his game. He sure did Scrabble His Grouch good on that play.

by tigerbalm1 September 30, 2018

grouche

The prizewinning standout member in any given group of douchebags. Shortened from "Group Douche" (and yes, every group has one).

See the one on the right who's talking over everyone else and making a big show over his iPhone? Ok, the guy next to him with the popped collar, orange tan and inability to stop "adjusting himself" is obviously the grouche.

by Sheisty McCoy January 22, 2008

goache

archaic term used to describe the female sex organ, especially in a derogatory fashion

"melissa is such a filthy whore her goache has more traffic than the lincoln tunnel"

by metro anthony November 2, 2005

grotchki

Chicagoese for "garage key". See also: "carkies"

I gotta find the grotchki so I can go get the snowblower.

by subliculous June 11, 2006

Grache

Grache is an amazing thot and she is a little goofy. She loves goldfish and smelling soap. She is so cool and is a great friend.

Omg Grache is SOOOO Cool

by thatonethot:) October 17, 2019