The Grid

Nickname for gay dating app Grindr. Used in reference to the display of profiles as tiles on a scrollable grid.

Tommy: I was on the grid and 281 people viewed my profile since I changed my display name from ‘Tommy’ to ‘Big Ol’ Willy.’
Ollie: Tommy, you’re a slut and we love you for it.

by bigolwilly December 24, 2019

Off the grid

The point in alcohol consumption where the imbiber goes from a little tipsy to full-on inebriated. Usually happens quickly if drinking on an empty stomach or from mixing many types of alcohol at one sitting.

Shelia was fine after splitting that bottle of wine at dinner, but she went off the grid soon after chugging Jane's orphaned vodka drinks.

by about100percent October 12, 2012

The Grid

A grotesque and dismal place made up of politics, mainstream news, Joe Rogan, kid diddlers, celebrities, woke folk, credit card reward points, fast food, porn, social media arguments, the lottery, health advice from the obese, billboards that strongly suggest if you don't think obese women are beautiful then you are racist, The Big Bang Theory, covid, plant meat, and Black Friday. It is where Gridders live happily unhappy- leading fearful, depressing lives. On The Grid, everyone wants to have a mental illness and Flat Screen TVs are a measure of success.

"Damn dude, that joke is funny. It's too bad you can't say funny jokes when youre on The Grid."

by Linklage January 14, 2022

Hunger grid

A poverty stricken urban or suburban area, in which access to grocery stores and fresh food is severely limited, and also suffers from a significant lack of public transportation.

"We need to push legislation for grocery access in west Dallas, it's in the middle of the hunger grid."

by HealthyMomNextDoor June 8, 2016

Texas Grid

A Texas Grid can be considered a bad grid which can’t handle any type of weather.

Dad: Looks like we have a Texas Grid
Me: Are you kidding me

by Am I the one in the wrong? June 15, 2021

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

Straight off the grid

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.

Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid

by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020