Greater johnstown high school

A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid

Greater Johnstown high school is in Pennsylvania

by Trojan1220 April 12, 2019

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

Let me be great

The plea for haters to step out the way so one can finally excel and shine thus giving haters something better to hate on.

"That nigga is a bitch and will never sing love songs on this record label!"

"Stop hating and let me be great. Ole weak ass trick."

by Funny Bish512 April 4, 2013

Great Teacher Onizuka

Popular anime and manga series centered around the exploits of one Eikichi Onizuka, a musclebound blonde ex-biker gang member who decides he wants to become a high school teacher to win the 'hearts' of virgin schoolgirls. However, we quickly find out that he's really a tough guy with a heart of gold who wins over each and every student that tries to get him fired by using his street smarts to inspire them and rid them of their inner demons.

Tokyopop is taking forever to translate the GTO manga.

by Philip Gibbons August 30, 2004

Alexander the Great was Macedonian

Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.

Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY

by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022

v1nce the great

a chad with the ball size of infinite universes. a pinnacle peak of human and or extra terrestrial knowledge. known for his mass murder of furries and relentless punches more powerful than the tightest supernovas in this expansive universe. no furries stand up to him and his power can change the reality and time of all furries here. if there is a planet of furries, v1nce will travel there to an instant and turn it into his empirical castle of chadness . he will leave no furries alive and on this observable universe. furries in other universes, watch out.

Hello! let's bingewatch v1nce the great.
oh you mean the guy with the ball power of 10 supernovas?
yes!
hes so good my dad came back with milk to watch him!
my mom wants to do sexual intercourse with him some day
he gets all the girls, even the little ones!
ikr!

by toolittleforchads1 April 21, 2022

Great wall of Benton

Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.

When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008