Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.

Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!

by Darkclowd April 2, 2020

Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016

lake greeley camp

Located in Greeley Pa, one of the most amazing camps in the world. if you dont go there, you have no idea what your missing. offers a large variety of activities from trapeze, to arts and crafts, to horseback, to soccer, to pool. all the girls cabins are named after birds, and all the boys cabins are named after native american tribes. the junior campers aged 6-9 are absolutely adorable, the super juniors are 10, inters are 11-12, and the best place to be, seniors, are 13-15. every day you sign up for new activities and make new memories. at night there are always really fun activities, including weekly dances. there is also canteen where campers get candy every night. there are so many types of people there, but a lot of them are very high maintenance. guys and girls hang out a lot and the seniors always find a way to sneak away and hook up. it a really laid back and chill camp. there are also many traditions but you would have to come to find them out ;) gotta love the vacation capital of the world <3

if your looking for a good time, come to lake greeley camp

by lgclego November 13, 2011

Greely

Noun
1. A sloppy shit, or diarrhoea, that stinks out an entire room.

Adjective
2. Someone who absolutely reeks of shit.

1. “Hey guys, I wouldn’t go in the bathroom for a while, I just dropped a major Greely.”

2. “Jackson you haven’t showered in days you’re such a Greely cunt.”

by Greelyhater123 April 13, 2022

hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.

We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!

by bignukka February 15, 2010

Hansel and Gretel

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.

Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich

by padre6969 May 31, 2011

hansel and gretel

when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass

rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove

by rshanks April 7, 2008