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grandma's boy

one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. a must see film, with its ridiculous drug, sex, and party scenes. produced by Adam Sandler, features cameos from Rob Schneider and David Spade.
quotes from grandma's boy:

Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!

Grace: I gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.

Grace: How old are you now?
Alex: 36.
Grace: Do you have a girlfriend?
Alex: No.
Grace: My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.
by KRHimself May 12, 2006
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To save grandma

A ploy used by socialists and communists to get people to stop going to restaurants, bars, and movie theaters. It usually involves a virus such as Coronavirus, and the people who fall for it often have maskomania and hoard toilet paper.
"My friend told me I should stay home and not go out to the movies last night, because 'we need to save grandma, we don't want our grandparents to die of Coronavirus.' He doesn't realize it is just a ploy for communism. If the people telling us to stay home for grandma really cared about old people, they would allow visitors to nursing homes."
by Mythcrusher November 5, 2020
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your grandma

Your grandma
by workmakerupper07 June 12, 2010
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Grandma Logic

Reasoning or advice that is either contradictory or only makes sense to your grandmother. Most likely spoken by someone of old age
Person 1: Jimmy Rollins got injured during stretches the other day...He'll be out for two months.
Person 2: We'll he never should've stretched in the first place
Person 1: Oh shut up i dont need any of your grandma logic.
by GrandyScolfox June 22, 2010
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Grandma Josie

To wack someone (preferably your grown child) with a large spoon or any other kitchen appliance.
I will go Grandma Josie on your ass!!!
by Michael Antionette September 26, 2010
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grandma cookies

Dank weed distributed by old folks
by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017
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Visit Grandma

a term for going to get some pussy as in the movie sex drive
timmy: dude you got to go visit grandma.
by kakashi0050 December 20, 2008
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