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A "Dirty Gorringe" is the action of inappropriately touching a member of workforce within a company. Most often, this will be a company you are merely visiting as opposed to a company you actually work for, thus getting away with it more frequently.
"Hey, you ok Jim?"
"Nah mate I'm a bit shaken...I just got Dirty Gorringed on the ass while laminating"
by Hedgehog Dave 2 August 8, 2022
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Maximum Goofing

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The act of getting crack, rolling it in weed and sprinkling it with meth, then dipping it in lean and dipping it again in crack, and smoking it with bong fire, then eat it with alcohol mixed with rat poison, then shower your body in radiation and toxic waste, and after for the munchies eat a 2 feet tall burger stacked with meat and chemicals, and wash THAT down with a gallon of coke, inhale asbestos, have a quick snack and munch on some insulation and sleep inside a car with the engine running and while theres an active gas leak
Oh yeah that was crazy, last night were Maximum Goofing and frank totally got washed
by kakarotrose June 27, 2023
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going to a golf course (at a retirement home) durring lunch or after school and smokin bud
per 1. dude you wanna go golfing?
per 2. hell yeah dude, that aint even a question.
by everydayhoorider November 10, 2009
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gorging

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"let the gorging begin"
by rhys pieces September 5, 2008
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gonfing

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fancy a good gonfing later dave?

yes please matt
by johnny sidestep April 20, 2007
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Pretending like you’re at work when you’re in fact taking a 12 inch black dick up the ass
Person 1: Why are you golfing
Person 2: I’m at work nigga
Person 2: I wanna try golfing some day though
by AaronLikesItUpTheAss October 3, 2018
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Danny Gorringe

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Danny is soooo hotttt wow he’s amazing also he really likes doctor who for some reason and hates people called Joel small mwaahahahahaha kidding heehee text me now or else. Danny = hottie
Omg your soo Danny Gorringe

Wow
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