Goofenbocker

Noun: A total embarrassment.

A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"

I can't believe that goofenbocker gave me a high five after doing push-ups on the bocce ball court while singing "Eye of the Tiger."

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

goof nugget

Affectionate term for someone who has a habit of doing silly (and oftentimes, stupid) things.

See also, nut bunny.

Mom painted Dad's car pink just to get a rise out of him. She's such a goof nugget!

by Lina Blade June 14, 2004

Goof

A Canadian term that originated in the jails across the country for sex offenders/Child molesters. These people were put on their own wing away from general population because they’re widely disliked by everyone who isn’t in there for sex crimes, and even some of those guys don’t like each other.

Not a very friendly word to anyone who has served time, but for anybody else that hasn’t been in the system themselves or doesn’t know a lot about it or know anyone who’s been, the word is a popular term that is simply The equivalent to the word “punk”... just watch out who you call a goof because a lot of people (especially older generations) will NOT take it lightly

Prisoner 1: you see that guy he just got on the range today, I think he might be a goof
Prisoner 2: I really hope not or I’ll have to give him a buck-fifty in the shower

Or

Kid 1: Gerald been wilin’ and doing goofy shit all summer
Kid 2: that mans been a goof

by Hennessy021 September 23, 2019

Goofiest

Something a person does that is considered 'goofy' but the biggest goofy thing someone does can be known as there 'goofiest' moment.

A Goofiest act made by someone where for example they jump off a wall like an idiot and swing there arms & legs around in the air.

by el paso1234 June 5, 2009

goepfrich

verb: the act of refusing sexual activity in favor of sleeping

We were in his room and I was about to offer a blumpkin and he straight up goepfriched me.

by ch0ch!3 September 25, 2010

jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd

the goofiest name of them all

ayo who tf goofy ass name is jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd

by jaquavious goofatron May 9, 2022

goof nut

1. A person who repeatedly bounces off the walls in convulsive laughter.
2. Someone who is extremely talented at producing BS and making it sound valid and at the same time completely hysterical.
3. Someone who is obviously in a weird mood and isn't making any sense.

1. I can't believe how hyper Shelly was tonight, she was bouncing off the walls.
2. That durn goof nut tried to tell me da bears won the super bowl last year. he even gave me statistics... durn goof nut.
3. person 1: Hey, what's up?
person 2: HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEE! NOTHING.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

by Kim January 15, 2004