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goon hand

Taking a firm grip of the meaty underside of a woman's upper arm, making it easy to muscle her around. Most times uttering "you're making a scene" into the woman's ear. If done correctly, it will look like you are softly touching her back and whispering something sweet to her, when actually you are leaving 4 small bruises on one side of her arm and one giant thumb bruise on the other side.
by birdjjb February 15, 2007
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goon bag

Cheap wine that comes in a box and leaves the consumer with an extreme headache the next day. Convenient because the remains of the vessel can be inflated for use as a pillow after consumption.
I've only got $8 so I guess I'll be drinking a goon bag tonight.
by Biffro Jones March 20, 2004
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Gooey Stuff

The stuff that your partner does that makes you all gooey inside. For some it can be flowers, candy, a kiss on the temple. For others it can take the form of a command or strategic binds that leave you completely at his mercy.
That sucks that your Valentine's Day didn't consist of all the gooey stuff you were hoping for. What a drag. My man took complete control of me last night, all that gooey stuff made me weepy after he left.
by MonkeyJenn February 25, 2009
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Gooey Dragon

To blow ones load into another persons mouth, thus creating pleasurable gooey-ness leaking from said persons nostrils
My nose is still stinging after that gooey dragon last night
by Sammy Skat Pants November 25, 2011
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Goofy Ahh

The word "Goofy Ahh" is technically another way of saying that someone or something is ridiculous. It could possibly offend someone.
"Goofy ahh sound☠️" "Goofy ahh name" etc.
by Official.UrbanDictionary April 7, 2022
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Gooey

A term used to describe how much money you own. Typically used by a person who has a lot of money in their pocket/piggy bank/wallet/ bank account etc.
Man, that pocket gooey!
by gooey pocket October 24, 2018
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Goofy Ass Bitch

A person who does or says stupid shit
or a funny person
Ex #1

Shawntae: You go to Judi house last nigh for that party
Mehgan: Man fuck that goofy ass bitch

Ex #2
Devin: Girl, I sucked DaeShawn dick so hard last night it went *pop* and came clean off
Hanna: Haha you a goofy ass bitch
by Girlbyebooandhello May 23, 2013
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