Google Clicker

An unofficial job title to describe a person who does little more than surf the internet at work.

Since things have slowed down at the office, I've become a $30/hr google clicker.

by The Private Investigator January 30, 2009

googlebated

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.

Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.

by Diabos January 29, 2016

googleble

If you can think of the possibility of googling something then it definitely exist.

"Hey do you know why all those rocks are on the shoreline of Ventura state beach?" "No, but I am sure it is googleble, check it I want to know."

by menabean September 14, 2016

Gongler

A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.

"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."

by dw8177 February 16, 2018

The Google, it does nothing!

When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.

morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.

12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!

by cryptoL0rd May 13, 2010

This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.

"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."

by theShuaBruh July 9, 2018

Google Plus

A failed attempt of becoming the new Facebook. But now, its the most popular, unwanted social website known to man! Thanks to Google Plus and forcing everyone on YouTube to try it. Facebook got competition now!

Random Guy: Hey you like Google Plus?
Random Guy's Friend: Hell No!
Random Guy: Well screw you! If you want to comment on YouTube now, you need it. Start adding me to your circle so I can stalk you!

by Mr.Itachino December 28, 2013